February 2012
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africans:
Everyone I follow is a girl until I find out they’re a boy.
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rabbit companions [repost]
I’d like everyone to meet my pet rabbit, Barney. Though she’s a girl, I named her after the most awesome person ever, Barney Stinson. She’s about 3 months old, or so. When I first brought her home from the pet shop, she was as big as an adult’s fist. Now.. she’s about 8 inches in length.
She normally eats green leafy vegetables and feeds. Let me tell you, she...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
